Characters of 'How I Met Your Mother' zodiac signs

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Pisces + Aquarius = ARIES

Aries + Pisces = TAURUS

Taurus + Aries = GEMINI

Gemini + Taurus = CANCER

Cancer + Gemini = LEO

Leo + Cancer = VIRGO

Virgo + Leo = LIBRA

Libra + Virgo = SCORPIO

Scorpio + Libra = SAGITTARIUS

Sagittarius + Scorpio = CAPRICORN

Capricorn + Sagittarius = AQUARIUS

Aquarius + Capricorn = PISCES

Sex

 

Charlotte: Cancer (water= sensitivity)

Samantha: Leo (Fire= action) 

Carrie: Aquarius (Air= communication)

Miranda: Virgo (Earth= practicality)

Quick Lesson...

There are 4 elements in Western Astrology.

FIRE, EARTH, AIR, WATER.

FIRE:
Aries
Leo
Sagittarius

EARTH:
Taurus
Virgo
Capricorn

AIR:
Gemini
Libra
Aquarius

WATER:
Cancer
Scorpio
Pisces

The Fire and Air elements are both MASCULINE zodiac signs, Earth and Water FEMININE.
Masculine simply means more active, less receptive. Feminine signs are more receptive, sensitive, and emotional.
Masculine signs are more compatible with other Masculine signs, and Feminine with Feminine signs. 
*Remember, Fire and Air rise, Earth and Water are subject to gravity.

I thought they lived in the clouds?

The element EARTH holds three zodiac signs; Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn.

All six of these ladies are of the element EARTH.
Ruh Row...By nature EARTH signs are similar and therefore compatible, but not conducive to growth and development.  Good look learnig from one another ladies...

No water in Jersey.

Why are so many LEOS ginger?

If they lack an orange mane then they most always have a rounded face and large hair, strange eh? I guess not, for after all they are lions.

Real Housewives of NYC

Heather: Aries (fire)

Carole: Leo (fire)

Sonya: Sagittarius (fire)

Ramona: Scorpio/Sagittarius Cusp (water/fire cusp)

LuAnn: Taurus (earth)

Aviva: Virgo (earth)

Fire: Passionate, fiery, enthusiastic, energetic, creative.
Earth: Practical, conservative, sensual, grounded, by-the-book.
Air: Sociable, communicative, humane, talkative, righteous.
Water: Sensitive, imaginative, psychic, compassionate, sensual.



FIRE appears to dominate the RHONY cast. The fire element is rather apparent on the show, the quantity of spontaneity, confrontations, and loud over-the-top behaviors among the shows zany New York housewives is borderline overwhelming.


Speaking of Housewives, the only two “housewives” on the show are the two, relatively tranquil, unemployed EARTH Signs; LuAnn and Aviva. One might define a housewife as a homemaker, however, these luxuriant 'housewives' simply lack employment (unless you count reality television as an occupation). Their homemaking proficiency extends to  nannies, maids, and drivers. Seems the only ‘homemakers’ in their homes are paid twice a month out of their ex-husbands bank-accounts, must be nice.

WATER:
I wouldn’t catalog Ramona as a water sign, not because I am one and completely horrified to share the same sign and element as her, but because she simply just doesn’t fit. She leaves no room for mystery; she lacks empathy, compassion, even jealousy (common water-sign traits) . She is self-serving, impulsive, loud, and angry (negative fire-sign traits). The only water-sign trait she holds true to is possession, but she renovates that attribute into a fire-sign norm as well. A typical water-sign is possessive of THOSE they love (partners, families, children, friends, pets) not by THINGS they love (that’s a fire-sign quality)., but Ramona is just possessed, mostly by material possessions, career, and her drive to suck the life out of anything that comes in her way.